May 2013
“Tumblr is dead - and yahoo has killed it!”
– Teenage Nietzsche as Tumblr user (via foucaultthehaters)
coldfuture-warmhome:
The fact that Fast & the Furious 6 is higher rated than The Great Gatsby is truly one of life’s simple joys
demcats:
hotdog-ouroboros:
coldfuture-warmhome:
What meme do you want on YOUR gravestone?
“him a dog learned english”
“she not only wants to suck this bepis”
“wow whata hot babbit”
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Tr00 Life: None of my friends really enjoy Sludgewave :(
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sludgewaveofficial:
yes hello this is your sludgewave ambassador reminding you to put on a pair of khakis and a button up and go talk to girls drinking tea at your local barnes & noble cafe because you’ll never find a waifu in the pit you groce weirdo
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
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hylianears:
tomatoesareafruit:
I feel like Yahoo is a ship of 15th century Europeans landing on American soil and we’re the Native Americans who’s peaceful lifestyle was disrupted and we’ll soon be raped and pillaged by these Yahoo pilgrims and slowly become an endangered race of people because Yahoo just had to conquer and ruin our land…
Asp·ie·the·ism
savetheskunkapes:
newtelliotscarsforever:
savetheskunkapes:
noun
1 the belief that there is no deity and that one needs to compulsively share this belief with everyone in as condescending and alienating of a manner as possible
Dave used to be a fairly cool guy who just didn’t go to church or read any religious books but then he discovered Reddit and converted to Aspietheism.
Plenty of...
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coldfuture-warmhome:
I am literally the most handsome man alive.
lameborghini:
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
meladoodle:
granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell everyone to ‘open up the pit’
brobi-wan-kendoebi:
Goddamn. I miss these days.
upgraders:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
